#2 - The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman
Here are a list of important facts about this work of literature. In the spirit of the book, they may be true:
- This is written by the world’s first known cyborg, also known as a “PC.” Thus we should fear it and acknowledge it, lest it rain nuclear annihilation down with its friend Skynet.
- I laughed a few times while reading this.*
- There are a series of sections detailing everything you could possibly need to know about a variety of subjects that you may or may not care about. Did you know there is a 51st state? (Hint: it’s not Puerto Rico, as much as you may want it to be.)
- Did you know: John Hodgman has appeared in a variety of cameo roles throughout film history?**
- John Hodgman once killed a lobster.
All in all, this was a really great read, and I couldn’t stop turning the pages to see what subject he’d tackle next. Also, a T-800 was forcing me to keep reading to save humanity, but I’d prefer to not talk about that.
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* OK, I laughed non-stop, and out loud.***
** I guess you’ll have to read the book to find out. Or use IMDB or Wikipedia, but we know how untrustworthy they are.
*** This was undoubtedly awkward for the neighbors, who probably wonder what exactly I’ve been learning at school anyway.